Most of us will remember the Ren & Stimpy show! Its greatest contribution to humanity were its small fun songs such as “Happy Happy Joy Joy” and the Slinky commercial parody “The Log Song”

That got me to thinking about “The Blog Song”. Do we need an anthem? I’ll put the lyrics up here because god knows I have no creative bone in my body to change these lyrics to something relevant to blogging. Perhaps you can help me? Make sure you contact me!

Here’s lyrics of “The Log Song”:

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!

It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!

Here’s an audio sample!

Just for interest sake, here’s the lyrics of “The Slinky Commercial”:

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs,
and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky.

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, It’s fun for a girl or a boy.

For those of you who wanted to defend Blogs against mainstream criticism, here’s your chance!